From: Michael L Gerdts
Dilbert:  Why does it seem as though I am the only honest guy on earth?
Dogbert:  Your type tends not to reproduce.
From: Thomas Aaron Insel
"...when virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed."
			--- Dogbert
			    in the 14 October 1993 Dilbert strip, by Scott Adams
From: JR Conlin
"Now all that matters is if you can install
your own Ethernet card without having to call
tech support and confess your inadequacies to
a  stranger  whose  best career  option is to
work in tech support."
From: Paul Tomblin
"Well, this looks absolutely brilliant and completely unmarketable."
"Thanks.  I'm technology driven"
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